Spider-Man is Hyphenated
I see you mispelled Spider-Man. That’s perfectly understandable as his name is only written on millions of products a year. And on giant movie screens. And on television. And everywhere else. But it makes perfect sense that you’d miss it somehow. Because you’re an idiot.
Or maybe I'm wrong and you're just willfully ignoring it, which would actually be worse. Either way, I've taken the liberty of correcting your post so no one else has to suffer for your incredible inability to process the English language.
Feel free to thank me by correcting it yourself in the future.
No, Google.
Go see "The Amazing Spider-Man 2"
Just go see it.
Don’t think about the last one or “Spider-Man 3” and honestly don’t even worry about the first two. Just go see it. Yes, it’s still the same studio who made those movies. But it’s not those movies. This is the beginning of something completely and wholly new: a true Spider-Man…
inmilwardspants:
blocpartay:
Do you guys think Tobey Maguire is sitting at home staring at the Spiderman tag and crying

I’m looking at the Spiderman tag and crying because THERE’S A HYPHEN IN SPIDER-MAN, YOU NUMBNUTS.
(via ooorlynow)
people who get angry when you spell spider-man without the dash are actually the worst kind of people
well maYBE IF PEOPLE WOULD LEARN TO FUCKING WRITE SPIDER-MAN THE WAY IT’S BEEN WRITTEN SINCE 19-FUCKING-63 IT WOULDN’T BE A FUCKING ISSUE AND WE COULD ALL GET ALONG
there are two types of people
All of the labels in work drive me mad, because they have Spiderman instead of Spider-Man. And all the Amazing Spider-Man toys are listed as Spiderman 4, just to anger me twice as much.
If people knew how to spell Spider-Man, this blog wouldnʻt have to exist.
(via meant-to-be-a-hero)
Nobody wants Spiderman
There is a game with Badman, Wonder Women, Superman, Green Lantern and Flash. Guess who isn’t there. Right. Spiderman. First The Avengers and now that. Nobody wants Spiderman
There’s so much wrong with this post that it hurts.
In reply to that ask about Peter being Steve and Tony’s child…
burning-breakfast submitted:
Since I have no idea who asked it, as it was anonymous, I’ll have to answer here as best I can.
The whole idea is pretty much because Peter jokes about it constantly in the comics. He calls Tony “dad” several times. There’s also the fact that the Civil War story arc deals with Peter having to choose between Tony and Steve as to whose ideals he follows. I usually joke about that arc being the “custody battle” of the “divorce,” as it’s pretty obvious that Peter adores both men, even as just a fanboy.Well if my anon is still reading, here’s a much better answer than I was able to give! This is why the Superhusbands adopt Spiderman :3 Thanks a lot B-B!
First of all, Spider-Man is hyphenated.
Second of all, the notion of Steve and Tony being Peterʻs “dads” is extremely stupid to no end. Not only is the Civil War nothing like a “custody battle” or a “divorce” (why the hell would you think that in the first place?), it completely erases Uncle Ben as the father-figure in Peterʻs life.
You know, Uncle Ben. The main reason Peter became Spider-Man in the first place.
Now go to your room and think about what youʻve done. I hope youʻre ashamed of yourself.
I ship Captain America (Chris Evans) and Spiderman (Andrew Garfield) sooooo hard
omg
what is their ship name
dem ass
First of all, Spider-Man is hyphenated.
Second of all, you’re a jackass.
The new trailer for ‘The Amazing Spiderman’ is out. Incredible. Can I just fast forward to July 3rd now?
Oh and let’s not forget that I still CANNOT BELIEVE by two favorite superheroes, Batman and Spiderman, both have movies coming out in the same month. Which also happens to be my favorite month because July is my birth month.
The Amazing Spiderman hits theaters on July 3rd.
The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters on July 20th.
And don’t forget to go see The Avengers this weekend!!!
Spider-Man is hyphenated, but seeing as how he’s your favorite hero and stuff, I bet you already knew that and you just made that very, very simple mistake three times in one post.
No biggie.
I met Captain America and Spiderman in The Toys R Us in Times Square yesterday. Best day ever.
Nah, you didn’t meet Spiderman. He doesn’t exist.
You might have met Spider-Man though.
My buddy and I are fighting about who’s better, Batman or Spiderman
Spiderman all the way…
I have written like two essays about spiderman in the last 10 minutes… I am going to win
No you’re not because Spider-Man is hyphenated and now your essays are wrong.
“What do you have there?” lmao. I don’t know, with the body language and all, I’ve seen this sort of thing at clubs ;)
SLASH SLASH SLASH!!!
Avenging Spiderman preview :)
Maybe if you took off your stupid slash-ship goggles, you’d realize that Spider-Man is spelled with a hyphen, you imbecile.