Spider-Man is Hyphenated

I see you mispelled Spider-Man. That’s perfectly understandable as his name is only written on millions of products a year. And on giant movie screens. And on television. And everywhere else. But it makes perfect sense that you’d miss it somehow. Because you’re an idiot.

Or maybe I'm wrong and you're just willfully ignoring it, which would actually be worse. Either way, I've taken the liberty of correcting your post so no one else has to suffer for your incredible inability to process the English language.

Feel free to thank me by correcting it yourself in the future.