Spider-Man is Hyphenated

I see you mispelled Spider-Man. That’s perfectly understandable as his name is only written on millions of products a year. And on giant movie screens. And on television. And everywhere else. But it makes perfect sense that you’d miss it somehow. Because you’re an idiot.

Or maybe I'm wrong and you're just willfully ignoring it, which would actually be worse. Either way, I've taken the liberty of correcting your post so no one else has to suffer for your incredible inability to process the English language.

Feel free to thank me by correcting it yourself in the future.

The new trailer for ‘The Amazing Spiderman’ is out. Incredible. Can I just fast forward to July 3rd now?

oh-snap-its-chap:

Oh and let’s not forget that I still CANNOT BELIEVE by two favorite superheroes, Batman and Spiderman, both have movies coming out in the same month. Which also happens to be my favorite month because July is my birth month. 

The Amazing Spiderman hits theaters on July 3rd.

The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters on July 20th.

And don’t forget to go see The Avengers this weekend!!!

Spider-Man is hyphenated, but seeing as how he’s your favorite hero and stuff, I bet you already knew that and you just made that very, very simple mistake three times in one post.

No biggie.

(Source: n1ck0t1ne)

musicalfuckingcupcakes:

I met Captain America and Spiderman in The Toys R Us in Times Square yesterday. Best day ever.

Nah, you didn’t meet Spiderman. He doesn’t exist.

You might have met Spider-Man though.

(Source: brucebananers)

My buddy and I are fighting about who’s better, Batman or Spiderman

thelifeofadepressed—teenager:

Spiderman all the way… 

I have written like two essays about spiderman in the last 10 minutes… I am going to win 

No you’re not because Spider-Man is hyphenated and now your essays are wrong.

(Source: a-jagged-edge)

brittneynicole1010:

my spiderman comics i got today<33

No, you got Spider-Man comics. Spiderman comics don’t exist.

brittneynicole1010:

my spiderman comics i got today<33

No, you got Spider-Man comics. Spiderman comics don’t exist.

rayofpopculture:

“What do you have there?” lmao. I don’t know, with the body language and all, I’ve seen this sort of thing at clubs ;)
SLASH SLASH SLASH!!!
Avenging Spiderman preview :)

Maybe if you took off your stupid slash-ship goggles, you&#8217;d realize that Spider-Man is spelled with a hyphen, you imbecile.

rayofpopculture:

“What do you have there?” lmao. I don’t know, with the body language and all, I’ve seen this sort of thing at clubs ;)

SLASH SLASH SLASH!!!

Avenging Spiderman preview :)

Maybe if you took off your stupid slash-ship goggles, you’d realize that Spider-Man is spelled with a hyphen, you imbecile.

Thanks to that post last night, I’ve been thinking about how many people might have “Spiderman” tattooed on their bodies somewhere. 

I can’t stop rage-laughing.

queenofxtreme:

Simply Epic!
Side Note: Getting the Spiderman slide as a tattoo in the future :D

Get a Spider-Man tattoo instead

queenofxtreme:

Simply Epic!

Side Note: Getting the Spiderman slide as a tattoo in the future :D

Get a Spider-Man tattoo instead

over on This Is Why I&#8217;m Broke they must have had a keyboard issue that kept them from adding the hyphen to that creepy Spider-Man table situation
luckily they had it fixed in time to add one to Iron Man for absolutely no reason

over on This Is Why I’m Broke they must have had a keyboard issue that kept them from adding the hyphen to that creepy Spider-Man table situation

luckily they had it fixed in time to add one to Iron Man for absolutely no reason

capntightpants asked: Found you through Jen Gruenwald of Marvel Comics.

Jen Gruenwald the Editor or Jen Gruenwald the Fictional Vampire? 

ajmoser asked: This blog is sort of mean, but funny. I agree, people should learn to spell Spider-Man right! Yay internet for impersonal connections!

It wouldn’t be so bothersome if he weren’t such a ubiquitous character that you can’t buy ham at the market without seeing his face and NAME PRINTED IN GIANT LETTERS WITH A HYPHEN SINCE FOREVER but yes, thank you.

Holy Giant Influx of Followers!

I don’t know how you got here or why you stayed but thank you.

And feel free to spread the word and educate the populace!

diannaslist:

my obsession with spiderman and captain america is… AMAZING. fuq the police

If you were so obsessed with Spider-Man, you’d know his name is hyphenated.

kyupuh:

#coolest tees ever

#spiderman #not that I like bragging #lol who am I kidding #I LOVE TO BRAG

What a coincidence. I love bragging about knowing that Spider-Man is spelled with a hyphen.

Don’t worry, it’s not like your t-shirt had the correct spelling of Spidey’s name.

OH WAIT.

(Source: kyuminator)

allenthomson:

this is some awesome cosplay

This is actually a cosplay of the new Venom.
Also, Spider-Man is hyphenated.

allenthomson:

this is some awesome cosplay

This is actually a cosplay of the new Venom.

Also, Spider-Man is hyphenated.

I’ll always love Spiderman the most

runawaytoseewhofollows:

Superman was too powerful and perfect, and I think Batman was just a pretty cool guy with too much money to spend

Spider-Man hates you for not spelling his name correctly.