Spider-Man is Hyphenated

I see you mispelled Spider-Man. That’s perfectly understandable as his name is only written on millions of products a year. And on giant movie screens. And on television. And everywhere else. But it makes perfect sense that you’d miss it somehow. Because you’re an idiot.

Or maybe I'm wrong and you're just willfully ignoring it, which would actually be worse. Either way, I've taken the liberty of correcting your post so no one else has to suffer for your incredible inability to process the English language.

Feel free to thank me by correcting it yourself in the future.

The new trailer for ‘The Amazing Spiderman’ is out. Incredible. Can I just fast forward to July 3rd now?

oh-snap-its-chap:

Oh and let’s not forget that I still CANNOT BELIEVE by two favorite superheroes, Batman and Spiderman, both have movies coming out in the same month. Which also happens to be my favorite month because July is my birth month.

The Amazing Spiderman hits theaters on July 3rd.

The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters on July 20th.

And don’t forget to go see The Avengers this weekend!!!

Spider-Man is hyphenated, but seeing as how he’s your favorite hero and stuff, I bet you already knew that and you just made that very, very simple mistake three times in one post.

No biggie.

(Source: n1ck0t1ne)

2 weeks ago -

musicalfuckingcupcakes:

I met Captain America and Spiderman in The Toys R Us in Times Square yesterday. Best day ever.

Nah, you didn’t meet Spiderman. He doesn’t exist.

You might have met Spider-Man though.

(Source: brucebananers)

1 month ago -

My buddy and I are fighting about who’s better, Batman or Spiderman

thelifeofadepressed—teenager:

Spiderman all the way…

I have written like two essays about spiderman in the last 10 minutes… I am going to win

No you’re not because Spider-Man is hyphenated and now your essays are wrong.

(Source: a-jagged-edge)

1 month ago -

brittneynicole1010:

my spiderman comics i got today<33

No, you got Spider-Man comics. Spiderman comics don’t exist.

1 month ago -

rayofpopculture:

“What do you have there?” lmao. I don’t know, with the body language and all, I’ve seen this sort of thing at clubs ;)

SLASH SLASH SLASH!!!

Avenging Spiderman preview :)

Maybe if you took off your stupid slash-ship goggles, you’d realize that Spider-Man is spelled with a hyphen, you imbecile.

1 month ago -

Thanks to that post last night, I’ve been thinking about how many people might have “Spiderman” tattooed on their bodies somewhere.

I can’t stop rage-laughing.

2 months ago -

queenofxtreme:

Simply Epic!

Side Note: Getting the Spiderman slide as a tattoo in the future :D

Get a Spider-Man tattoo instead

2 months ago -

over on This Is Why I’m Broke they must have had a keyboard issue that kept them from adding the hyphen to that creepy Spider-Man table situation

luckily they had it fixed in time to add one to Iron Man for absolutely no reason

2 months ago -

capntightpants asked: Found you through Jen Gruenwald of Marvel Comics.

Jen Gruenwald the Editor or Jen Gruenwald the Fictional Vampire?

2 months ago -

ajmoser asked: This blog is sort of mean, but funny. I agree, people should learn to spell Spider-Man right! Yay internet for impersonal connections!

It wouldn’t be so bothersome if he weren’t such a ubiquitous character that you can’t buy ham at the market without seeing his face and NAME PRINTED IN GIANT LETTERS WITH A HYPHEN SINCE FOREVER but yes, thank you.

2 months ago -

Holy Giant Influx of Followers!

I don’t know how you got here or why you stayed but thank you.

And feel free to spread the word and educate the populace!

2 months ago -

diannaslist: