Spider-Man is Hyphenated

inmilwardspants:

blocpartay:

Do you guys think Tobey Maguire is sitting at home staring at the Spiderman tag and crying



I’m looking at the Spiderman tag and crying  because THERE’S A HYPHEN IN SPIDER-MAN, YOU NUMBNUTS.

(Source: callurn, via ooorlynow)

lokiallthefucksigive:

stillnotgingerbread:

lastofthetimeladies:

horcruxs:

people who get angry when you spell spider-man without the dash are actually the worst kind of people

well maYBE IF PEOPLE WOULD LEARN TO FUCKING WRITE SPIDER-MAN THE WAY IT’S BEEN WRITTEN SINCE 19-FUCKING-63 IT WOULDN’T BE A FUCKING ISSUE AND WE COULD ALL GET ALONG

there are two types of people

All of the labels in work drive me mad, because they have Spiderman instead of Spider-Man. And all the Amazing Spider-Man toys are listed as Spiderman 4, just to anger me twice as much.

If people knew how to spell Spider-Man, this blog wouldnʻt have to exist.

freakybabycupcakes:

There is a game with Badman, Wonder Women, Superman, Green Lantern and Flash. Guess who isn’t there. Right. Spiderman. First The Avengers and now that. Nobody wants Spiderman

There’s so much wrong with this post that it hurts.

dasdeutschtard:

burning-breakfast submitted:

Since I have no idea who asked it, as it was anonymous, I’ll have to answer here as best I can.

The whole idea is pretty much because Peter jokes about it constantly in the comics. He calls Tony “dad” several times. There’s also the fact that the Civil War story arc deals with Peter having to choose between Tony and Steve as to whose ideals he follows. I usually joke about that arc being the “custody battle” of the “divorce,” as it’s pretty obvious that Peter adores both men, even as just a fanboy.

Well if my anon is still reading, here’s a much better answer than I was able to give! This is why the Superhusbands adopt Spiderman :3 Thanks a lot B-B!

First of all, Spider-Man is hyphenated.

Second of all, the notion of Steve and Tony being Peterʻs “dads” is extremely stupid to no end. Not only is the Civil War nothing like a “custody battle” or a “divorce” (why the hell would you think that in the first place?), it completely erases Uncle Ben as the father-figure in Peterʻs life.

You know, Uncle Ben. The main reason Peter became Spider-Man in the first place.

Now go to your room and think about what youʻve done. I hope youʻre ashamed of yourself.

(Source: hannibalkanibalas)

this-is-the-best-day-ever:

I ship Captain America (Chris Evans) and Spiderman  (Andrew Garfield) sooooo hard

omg

what is their ship name

dem ass 

First of all, Spider-Man is hyphenated.

Second of all, you’re a jackass.

(Source: versacebatsuit)

oh-snap-its-chap:

Oh and let’s not forget that I still CANNOT BELIEVE by two favorite superheroes, Batman and Spiderman, both have movies coming out in the same month. Which also happens to be my favorite month because July is my birth month. 

The Amazing Spiderman hits theaters on July 3rd.

The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters on July 20th.

And don’t forget to go see The Avengers this weekend!!!

Spider-Man is hyphenated, but seeing as how he’s your favorite hero and stuff, I bet you already knew that and you just made that very, very simple mistake three times in one post.

No biggie.

(Source: mind-of-moz)

musicalfuckingcupcakes:

I met Captain America and Spiderman in The Toys R Us in Times Square yesterday. Best day ever.

Nah, you didn’t meet Spiderman. He doesn’t exist.

You might have met Spider-Man though.

(Source: hannibalbananibal)

thelifeofadepressed—teenager:

Spiderman all the way… 

I have written like two essays about spiderman in the last 10 minutes… I am going to win 

No you’re not because Spider-Man is hyphenated and now your essays are wrong.

(Source: may-you-soar)

Thanks to that post last night, I’ve been thinking about how many people might have “Spiderman” tattooed on their bodies somewhere. 

I can’t stop rage-laughing.